Friday, January 9, 2009

Windy Day

The whole city and as far as the eye can see is covered with a blanket of brown haze.
Fuck I hate Santa Ana winds!!! Luckly it's not 100 degrees with the smell of manure or smoke.
Why is it that the only place that has these stupid winds EVERY YEAR is socal? Why is it that cali is the only place that has fires EVERY YEAR? Come to think of it there seems to be a lot of things that CA has and only CA has. Speaking of which, here's something that's kinda interesting.
**Not all people who live in CA experience or know about all of these things (like me), but you get the idea**

You know you are in California when:
  1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
  2. You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
  3. You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
  4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
  5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
  6. You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
  7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.
  8. You also know which Brentwood restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
  9. A really great parking space can move you to tears.
  10. A low speed pursuit will interrupt any TV broadcast.
  11. Gas cost 75 cents per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
  12. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
  13. A woman gets on the bus with live poultry. You don't even notice.
  14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney is George Clooney.
  15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
  16. The gym is packed at 3 p.m.
    On a work day.
  17. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into BDSM, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
  18. It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "Storm Watch 99".
  19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 Tae Bo class.
  20. Your paperboy has a two-picture deal.
  21. The three-hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific nine-car freeway pileup, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe lying on the shoulder.
  22. The weatherman talks about the weather in other parts of the country, as if we really care.
  23. You pass an elementary school and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
  24. It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour or two early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
  25. You and your dog have therapists.

_::Random::_
listening to: Tristan Prettyman, Dawn Mitschele, Jason Mraz, Bushwalla, Ingrid Michaelson, Matt Nathanson
watching: Shining Through for like the 5th time ><
reading: need to find a good book
wearing: workout clothes
need to do: pack for 3 days, get ready, drink more water, workout more, play with my dog b4 i leave, get more music
wants to: have a great time this weekend =]


~*Live. Laugh. Love*~

I just want to be ok, be ok, be ok
I just want to be ok today
I just want to be ok, be ok, be ok
I just want to be ok today

I just want to feel today, feel today, feel today
I just want to feel something today
I just want to feel today, feel today, feel today
I just want to feel something today

Open me up and you will see
I'm a gallery of broken hearts
I'm beyond repair, let me be
And give me back my broken parts
....

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